Stu Monroe is a hard-working Southern boy of no renown and a sick little monkey of great renown. He has a beautiful wife, Cindy, and an astonishingly wacky daughter, Gracie. His opinions are endorsed by absolutely no one…except www.HorrorTalk.com!

I've been so lonely without you.....

I've been so lonely without you.....

Howdy, folks! Your eyes do not deceive you. The blog is back from the dead and ready to chew on some more tasty organs and appendages (metaphorically speaking, of course). I don't really eat people. I mean, I'm not morally opposed to it, but.....maybe that's not the best way to start. Let me try this again.

What I mean to say is that I've really missed y'all (up to and including the hardy souls who actually subscribe to my stuff, which I highly recommend). This forum gives me somewhere to really get some shit out of my system AND to share my reviews of all the entertainment that I take in, be it movies, TV shows, music, video games, or top-shelf nookie flicks (in the Member's Only Section).

Just kidding. I don't review porn. I should, though.......

In version 1.0 of this monstrosity I reviewed movies and other forms of entertainment, ran a weekly college football recap, rambled while drunk, sporadically took on a political or religious topic, & occasionally "hit you in the feels" (I hate that expression, but I'm trying to be hip here). What else would you like to see from me? I'd be more than happy to do a mailbag type of thing, you dig? You write me and I'll write you back. 

I give great advice, or (at least) great sounding advice.

It's been 8 months or so since my last post. A lot of the "same old, same old" has been happening in the intervening months. We've had phenomenal movies live up to their billing, like the new "It". My beloved Tigers took a team with a one-dimensional QB all the way to the playoffs only to be swatted by 'Bama (SPOILER ALERT: we'll be back). Our President continues to look like a complete boob while actually doing a lot of good economic work. Schools continue to be shot up, and the media continues to manipulate the facts and YOU. 

But.....but......THE FUCKING PHILADELPHIA EAGLES WON THE SUPER BOWL WITH A BACKUP QB!!! If that doesn't convince you that the forecast in Hell is currently -10 degrees then you're not paying attention. Frankly, I'm a little scared.

In all seriousness, it's damn good to be back at the keyboard again with y'all. Continue to live by the Golden Rule. If you're reading this then you're doing me a great service, and I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. 

Movie Review: "The Strangers: Prey at Night" (2018)

Movie Review: "The Strangers: Prey at Night" (2018)

What do we got over here? A cuppa' HATERS!!

What do we got over here? A cuppa' HATERS!!